Thomas Begin
I am a Professor at Université Claude Bernard
Lyon 1, and a member of the LIP lab.
I am the scientific
head of the Hownet team
(before I was a member of
the Dante team).
I am the deputy director of the Computer
Science department of Univ. Lyon 1.
I received the ACM
MSWiM'20 Rising Star Award.
My research is in the area of
performance evaluation as applied to computer networks and
systems. I am particularly interested in applying queueing
theory, stochastic modeling, and machine learning
techniques to practical problems in order to better understand
and configure existing systems.
Active topics of interests include:
- Wireless local area networks;
- VoD broadcasting;
- Cloud Computing;
- Internet of Things;
- Multi-server queues.
Together with Alexandre Brandwajn,
we deployed a web application that produces the solution of
certain queueing systems using our resaerch material (e.g.,
G/M/c-like, M/G/1-like, and M/G/c-like queues). Click here to
access the tool.

News
- Our submitted ANR project NEMIoT
with Orange, and Polytechnique Paris has been funded for 3
years by ANR! Starting in January 2024.
I have a Master
internship proposal on low-consuption Wi-Fi for IoT.
Contact me for more information.
During the 2015-2016 academic
year, I was on research leave at DIVA
lab - University of
Ottawa (uOttawa) - Canada. This leave was funded through a
CNRS grant.
Current and past collaborators with whom I was privileged to work
with:
Contact
information
Bâtiment Nautibus
23 Avenue Pierre de Coubertin
69622 Villeurbanne Cedex - France
Office UCBL (Bât. Nautibus): Room 12.004 (previously 226)
Phone UCBL: +33(0)4 72 44 81 91
E-Mail Address: firstname.name@univ-lyon1.fr
Laboratoire de l'informatique du parallélisme (LIP) UMR 5668
Ecole Normale Supérieure de Lyon (ENSL)
46 allée d'Italie
69364 Lyon Cedex 07 - France
Office ENS: Main Building, Floor 3, Room
GN1.354
Phone ENS: +33 (0)4 26 23 38 03
Fax ENS: +33 (0)4 72 72 80 80
E-Mail Address: firstname.name@ens-lyon.fr
Orcid number: 0000-0002-7272-1195
Curriculum
Vitae
Télécharger mon CV en français 
Download my Résumé in English 
Enseignements
(Teaching info, sorry available only in French
)
Je suis le responsable du Master 2 parcours SRS (ex parcours SRIV)
de l'Université Claude Bernard Lyon 1. Formation en alternance
ouverte à l’apprentissage.
- Réseaux Avancés (M2 SRS RA)
- Sécurité Réseaux (M2 SRS SR)
- Ingénierie des Systèmes et Réseaux (M2 SRS ISR)
- Réseaux Avancés (M2 SRIV RA)
- Sécurité des Systèmes d'Information (M2 CCI SSI)
- Initiation aux Systèmes
d'Information Répartis et Réseaux (M2 CCI SIRR)
- Réseaux (LIF 8)
Publication
list (HAL
List)
Journals
- NS+NDT: Smart
integration of Network Simulation in Network
Digital Twin, application to IoT networks.
S. Si-Mohammed, A. Bardou, T. Begin, I. Guérin
Lassous, P. Vicat-Blanc - Future Generation
Computer Systems, 2024.
- An
approximation method for a non-preemptive
multiserver queue with quasi-Poisson arrivals.
A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - ACM Transactions on
Modeling and Performance Evaluation of Computing
Systems, 2023.
- Analysis of a
decentralized Bayesian optimization algorithm for
improving spatial reuse in dense WLANs. A.
Bardou, T. Begin - Computer Communications, 2023.
- An
overview of MAC energy-saving mechanisms in Wi-Fi.
E. Guérin, T. Begin, I. Guérin Lassous - Computer
Communications, 2023.
- HINTS:
A methodology for IoT network technology and
configuration decision. S. Si-Mohammed, T.
Begin, I. Guérin Lassous, P. Vicat-Blanc -
Internet of Things Elsevier, 2023.
- Mitigating Starvation
in Dense WLANs: A Multi-Armed Bandit
Solution. A. Bardou, T. Begin,
A. Busson - Ad Hoc
Networks, 2022.
- Analysis of a
Multi-Armed Bandit solution to improve the
spatial reuse of next-generation WLANs. A. Bardou T. Begin,
A. Busson - Computer
Communications, 2022.
- Assigning
Channels in WLANs with Channel Bonding: A
Fair and Robust Strategy. A. Chadda, M.
Stojanova, T. Begin, A. Busson, I.
Guérin Lassous
- Computer Networks, 2021.
- A Markov Model
for Performance Evaluation of Channel
Bonding in IEEE 802.11. M. Stojanova, T.
Begin, A. Busson - Ad Hoc
Networks, 2021.
- Delivering
Video-on-Demand services with IEEE 802.11p
to major non-urban roads: a stochastic
performance analysis. T. Begin, A.
Busson, I. Guérin Lassous, A. Boukerche - Computer
Networks, 2020.
- A Fair and
Distributed Congestion Control Mechanism for Smart
Grid Neighborhood Area Networks. J.P.
Astudillo Leon, T. Begin, A. Busson, L. de la Cruz
Llopis - Ad Hoc Networks,
2020.
- Performance Analysis of
Video on Demand in an IEEE 802.11p-based Vehicular
Network. T. Begin, A. Busson, I.
Guérin Lassous, A. Boukerche - Computer
Communications, 2019.
- Conflict graph-based
model for IEEE 802.11 networks: A
Divide-and-Conquer approach. M.Stojanova, T.
Begin, A. Busson - Performance Evaluation, 2018.
- First-Come-First-Served
Queues with Multiple Servers and Customer Classes.
A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - Performance Evaluation, 2018.
- An accurate and efficient
modeling framework for the performance evaluation of
DPDK-based virtual switches. T. Begin, B. Baynat, G.
Artero Gallardo, V. Jardin - IEEE Transactions on Network
and Service Management, 2018.
- A Study of Systems with
Multiple Operating Levels, Probabilistic Thresholds and
Hysteresis. A. Brandwajn, T. Begin, H. Castel-Taleb,
T.Atmaca - IEEE Transactions on Parallel and Distributed
Systems, Volume 29, 2018.
- Multi-server preemptive
priority queue with general arrivals and service times.
A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - Performance Evaluation, Volume
115, 2017.
- Safety Message
Generation Rate Adaptation in LTE-based Vehicular
Networks. H. Soleimani, T. Begin, A. Boukerche -
Computer Networks, Volume 128, 2017.
- Breaking the
dimensionality curse in multi-server queues. A.
Brandwajn, T. Begin - Computers & Operations Research,
Volume 73, 2016.
- Performance analysis of
multi-hop flows in IEEE 802.11 networks: A flexible and
accurate modeling framework. T. Begin, B. Baynat, I.
Guérin Lassous, T. Abreu - Performance Evaluation, Volume
96, 2016.
- Performance Evaluation of
Cloud Computing Centers with General Arrivals and
Service. T.Atmaca, T. Begin, A. Brandwajn, H.
Castel-Taleb - IEEE Transactions on Parallel and
Distributed Systems, Volume 27, 2016.
- Reduced complexity in M/Ph/c/N
queues. A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - Performance
Evaluation, Volume 78, 2014.
- A recurrent solution of Ph/M/c/N-like
and Ph/M/c-like queues. A. Brandwajn, T.
Begin - Journal of Applied Probability, Volume 49, Issue
1, 2012.
- Dynamic Resource
Management in Clouds: A Probabilistic Approach. P.
Gonçalves, S. Roy, T. Begin, P. Loiseau - IEICE
Transactions on Communications, 2012 (Invited Paper).
- High-level Approach to
Modeling of Observed System Behavior. T. Begin, A.
Brandwajn, B. Baynat, B. Wolfinger, S. Fdida - Performance
Evaluation, Volume 67, Issue 5, 2010
- A DFO technique to
Calibrate Queueing Models. T. Begin, B. Baynat, A.
Brandwajn, F. Sourd - Computers & Operations Research,
Volume 37, Issue 2, 2010.
- Higher-order
distributional properties in closed queueing networks.
A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - Performance Evaluation, Volume
66, Issue 11, 2009.
Conferences
- Relaxing the
Additivity Constraints in Decentralized
No-Regret Bayesian Optimization. A.
Bardou, P. Thiran, T. Begin - ICLR 2024 -
Vienna (Austria).
- Performance analysis of
MAC energy-saving strategies for WLANs. E.
Guérin, T. Begin, I. Guérin Lassous, A. Busson -
ACM MSWiM 2023 - Montréal (Canada).
- Strategies
to Plan the Number and Locations of RSUs for an IEEE
802.11 p-based Infrastructure in Urban Environment. J.P. Astudillo
Leon, A.
Busson, L. de la Cruz Llopis,
T. Begin, A. Boukerche - ACM MSWiM 2023 - Montréal
(Canada).
- COSMEA
: Combiner Simulation et Apprentissage Automatique
pour Optimiser la Configuration des Réseaux IoT.
S.
Si-Mohammed, T. Begin, I. Guérin
Lassous, P. Vicat-Blanc - CoRes
2023 -
Cargèse (France).
- StackNet:
IoT Network Simulation as a Service. S. Si-Mohammed,
T. Begin, I. Guérin Lassous, P.
Vicat-Blanc - IEEE ICC 2023 - Rome
(Italy).
- A Note on the
Determination of the Processing Capacity in a
Multiserver Job System as a Model of Cloud
Datacenters A. Brandwajn, T. Begin. IEEE
CloudCom 2022 - Bangkok (Thailand).
- INSPIRE:
Distributed Bayesian Optimization for ImproviNg
SPatIal REuse in Dense WLANs. A. Bardou, T.
Begin - ACM MSWiM 2022 - Montréal (Canada).
Best paper.
- RoMA: Rotating
MAC Address for Privacy Protection.
J. Hugon, M. Cunche, T. Begin - ACM
SIGCOMM 2022 Poster Session - Amsterdam
(Netherlands).
- SIFRAN: Evaluating IoT
Networks with a No-Code Framework based on
ns-3. S. Si-Mohammed, T. Begin, I. Guérin
Lassous, P. Vicat-Blanc - ACM LANC 2022 -
Armenia (Colombia).
- A Study of Live VM
Migration for Server Consolidation in Data
Centers. A. Brandwajn, T. Begin, H.
Castel-Taleb, T.Atmaca - IEEE
FiCloud 2022 - Rome (Italy).
- Data center
disaggregation: when and how much? T. Begin,
A. Brandwajn, A. Tchana. IEEE FiCloud 2022 - Rome
(Italy).
- Introducing ADIperf, a
Framework for Application-driven IoT Network
Performance Evaluation. S. Si-Mohammed T.
Begin, I. Guérin Lassous, P. Vicat-Blanc - IEEE
ICCCN 2022 - Virtual Conference.
- Socio-géographie de la
téléphonie mobile. E. Guichard, A.
Busson, T. Begin - CoRes 2022 - Saclay (France).
- Stratégie
d'association dans un réseau
hétérogène Wi-Fi/LiFi pour une
meilleure efficacité
énergétique. E. Guérin, T.
Begin, A. Busson, I. Guérin
Lassous - CoRes 2022 - Saclay
(France).
- INSPIRE : Optimisation
bayésienne distribuée pour l'amélioration de
la réutilisation spatiale des WLANs denses.
A. Bardou, T. Begin - Algotel 2022 -Saclay
(France). Best paper.
- Multi-Armed
Bandit Algorithm for Spatial Reuse in
WLANs: Minimizing Stations in
Starvation. A. Bardou, T. Begin -
Roadef 2022 - Lyon (France).
- Improving the Spatial
Reuse in IEEE 802.11ax WLANs: A Multi-Armed Bandit
Approach. A. Bardou, T. Begin, A. Busson - ACM
MSWiM 2021 - Alicante (Spain).
- Towards a
Throughput and Energy Efficient
Association Strategy for Wi-Fi/LiFi
Heterogeneous Networks. E. Guérin, T.Begin, A.
Busson, I. Guérin Lassous - ACM PE-WASUN 2021 - Alicante (Spain).
- Towards a fast and
efficient strategy to assign channels in WLANs with
channel bonding. A. Chadda, M. Stojanova, T.Begin, A. Busson, I.
Guérin Lassous - ACM
PE-WASUN 2020 - Alicante
(Spain).
- Towards a
distributed congestion control mechanism for
smart grid neighborhood area networks.
J.P. Astudillo Leon, T. Begin, A.
Busson, L. de la Cruz Llopis - ACM
PE-WASUN 2019 - Miami (USA).
- Traitement du signal sur
graphe pour modéliser les WLANs. M. Stojanova, T. Begin,
P. Gonçalves - GRETSI 2019 - Lille (France).
- Modélisation des réseaux
IEEE 802.11 : Diviser pour régner. M. Stojanova,
T. Begin, A. Busson - CoRes 2019 -
Saint Laurent de la Cabrerisse (France).
- Video on Demand in IEEE
802.11p-based Vehicular Networks: Analysis and
Dimensioning. T.Begin, A. Busson, I. Guérin
Lassous, A. Boukerche - ACM MSWiM 2018 - Montreal
(Canada).
- Towards including batch
services in models for DPDK-based virtual switches.
S. Zidong, T. Begin, B. Baynat - IEEE GIIS 2017 - Saint
Pierre (France).
- A new model for
DPDK-based virtual switches. S. Zidong, B. Baynat,
T. Begin - IEEE NetSoft 2017 - Bologna (Italy).
- Conflict graph-based
Markovian model to estimate throughput in unsaturated
IEEE 802.11 networks. M. Stojanova, T. Begin, A.
Busson - IEEE/IFIP WiOpt 2017 - Paris (France).
- A Note on the Causes
Degrading Communication between RSUs and Vehicles in
Overloaded Conditions. T. Begin, A. Boukerche -
ACM PE-WASUN 2016 - Valetta (Malta) (Invited Paper).
- Performance modeling
of virtual switching systems. G. Artero Gallardo,
B. Baynat, T. Begin - IEEE MASCOTS 2016 - London
(England).
- Evaluation of an
End-to-End Delay Estimation in the Case of Multiple
Flows in SDN Networks. N. Nguyen, T. Begin, A.
Busson, I. Guérin Lassous - ManSDN/NFV 2016 - Montréal
(Canada).
- Approximating the
end-to-end delay using local measurements: a
preliminary study based on conditional expectation.
N. Nguyen, T.Begin, A. Busson, I. Guérin Lassous - IEEE
ISNCC 2016 - Hammamet (Tunisia) (Invited Paper).
- Towards a Passive
Measurement-based Estimator for the Standard Deviation
of the End-to-End Delay. N. Nguyen, T.Begin, A.
Busson, I. Guérin Lassous - IEEE/IFIP NOMS 2016 -
Istanbul (Turkey).
- Predicting the System
Performance by Combining Calibrated Performance Models
of its Components - A Preliminary Study. T.Begin,
A. Brandwajn - ICPE 2016 - Delft (Netherlands).
- Modeling of IEEE
802.11 Multi-hop Wireless Chains with Hidden Nodes.
T. Abreu, B. Baynat, T.Begin, I. Guérin Lassous, N.
Nguyen - ACM MSWiM 2014 - Montreal (Canada).
- Hierarchical Modeling
of IEEE 802.11 Multi-hop Wireless Networks. T.
Abreu, B. Baynat, T.Begin, I. Guérin Lassous - ACM MSWiM
2013 - Barcelona (Spain).
- A note on the
accuracy of several existing approximations for
M/Ph/m queues. T.Begin, A. Brandwajn -
HSNCE 2013 - Kyoto (Japan).
- Multi-constrained
routing algorithm: a networking evaluation. V.
Nguyen, T.Begin, I. Guérin Lassous - HSNCE 2013 - Kyoto
(Japan).
- An MCMC Procedure for
calibrating a VoD Workload Model. S. Roy, T.Begin,
P. Gonçalves - GRETSI 2013 - Brest (France).
- A Complete Framework
for Modelling and Generating Workload Volatility of a
VoD System. S. Roy, T.Begin, P. Gonçalves - IEEE
TRAC 2013 - Cagliari (Italy).
- Demonstrating a
Versatile Model for VoD Buzz Workload in a Large Scale
Distributed Network. J.-B. Delavoix, S. Roy,
T.Begin, P. Goncalves - IEEE CloudNet12 2012 - Paris
(France).
- Substitution
Networks: Performance Collapse due to Overhead in
Communication Times. T. Abreu, N. Nguyen, T.Begin,
I. Guérin Lassous, B. Baynat - AdhocNets 2012 - Paris
(France) (Invited Paper).
- Knowledge-Based
Admission Control: A Real-Time Performance Analysis. D. Ammar, J. Brochet, T.
Begin, I. Guérin-Lassous, L. Noirie - IEEE LCN 2012 -
Miami (Florida).
- KBAC: Knowledge-Based
Admission Control. D. Ammar, T. Begin, I.
Guérin-Lassous, L. Noirie - IEEE LCN 2012 - Miami
(Florida).
- A Tool for solving Ph/M/c
and Ph/M/c/N queues. T.
Begin, A. Brandwajn - ACM QEST12 - London (Great
Britain).
- An approximate solution
for Ph/Ph/1 and Ph/Ph/1/N queues.A.
Brandwajn, T. Begin - ACM/SPEC ICPE 2012 - Boston
(Massachusetts).
- Contrôle d'Admission
Basé sur un Plan de Connaissance. D. Ammar, T.
Begin, I. Guérin-Lassous, L. Noirie - Algotel 2012 - La
Grande Motte (France).
- Promoting Quality
of Service in Substitution Networks with Controlled
Mobility. T. Razafindralambo, T. Begin, M. Dias De
Amorim, I. Guérin-Lassous, N. Mitton, D. Simplot-Rym -
AdHocNow 2011 - Paderborn (Germany).
- Evaluation and
Comparison of MBAC Solutions. D. Ammar, T. Begin,
I. Guérin-Lassous, L. Noirie - IEEE LCN 2011 - Bonn
(Germany).
- Performance Evaluation
of a Single Node with General Arrivals and Service.
A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - ASMTA 2011 - Venice (Italy).
- Une solution
approchée pour les files Ph/Ph/1 et Ph/Ph/1/N.
T. Begin, A. Brandwajn - Algotel 2011 - Cap Estérel
(France).
- Contrôles d'admission
basés sur des mesures : Evaluation et comparaison de
solutions. D. Ammar, T. Begin, I. Guérin-Lassous,
L. Noirie - CFIP 2011 - Sainte Maxime (France).
- A new tool for
generating realistic Internet traffic in NS-3. D.
Ammar, T. Begin, I. Guérin-Lassous - IEEE SIMUTools
2011 - Barcelona (Spain).
- Note sur la
simulation d'une file M/G/1 selon la
distribution du temps de service. T. Begin, A.
Brandwajn - Algotel 2010 - Belle Dune (France).
- Considerations in
Workload Characterization in Parallel Access Volumes. T. Begin, A. Brandwajn -
CMG 2009 - Dallas (Texas, US).
- Note sur les
performances de TCP dans un environnement sans-fil
multisaut. M. Bezahaf, T. Begin, B. Baynat, S.
Fdida - Poster CFIP 2009 - Strasbourg (France).
- On finding the right
balance between fairness and efficiency in WiMAX
scheduling through analytical modeling. S.
Doirieux, B. Baynat, T. Begin - IEEE MASCOTS 2009 -
London (England).
- Preliminary Results on
a Simple Approach to G/G/c-like Queues.
A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - ASMTA 2009 - Madrid (Spain).
- A Note on the Effects
of Service Time Distribution in the M/G/1
Queue. A. Brandwajn, T. Begin - SPEC 2009 - Austin
(Texas, US).
- Note sur les temps de
service résiduels. T. Begin, A. Brandwajn - CFIP
2008 - Les Arcs (France).
- High-level
Approach to Modeling Observed System Behavior. T. Begin, A. Brandwajn,
B. Baynat, B. Wolfinger, S. Fdida - Poster at
Performance 2007 - Cologne (Germany).
- Towards an Automatic
Modeling Tool for Observed System Behavior. T.
Begin, A. Brandwajn, B. Baynat, B. Wolfinger, S. Fdida -
EPEW 2007 - Berlin (Germany).
- Génération Automatique
de Modèles Calibrés. T. Begin, B. Baynat, A.
Brandwajn, S. Fdida, S. Kedad, F. Sourd - CFIP 2006 -
Tozeur (Tunisie).
Others
Member of Technical
Program Committees
- IEEE LCN 2021
- 46th IEEE Conference on
Local Computer Networks
- IEEE
LCN 2020
- 45th IEEE Conference on
Local Computer Networks
- IEEE
LCN 2019
- 44th IEEE Conference on Local Computer
Networks
- IEEE
LCN 2018 - 43rd
IEEE Conference on Local Computer Networks
- IEEE
LCN 2017 - 42nd
IEEE Conference on Local Computer Networks
- IEEE
LCN 2016 - 41st
IEEE Conference on Local Computer Networks
- IEEE
LCN 2015 - 40th IEEE Conference on Local Computer
Networks
- IEEE ICDCS 2022
- 42nd IEEE International Conference on Distributed
Computing Systems
- IEEE
ICCCN 2020 -
29th International Conference on Computer Communications
and Networks
- ACM MSWiM 2017
- 20th ACM Conference on Modeling, Analysis and
Simulation of Wireless and Mobile Systems
- PE-WASUN
2020 - ACM Symposium on Performance
Evaluation of Wireless Ad Hoc, Sensor, and
Ubiquitous Networks
- PE-WASUN
2015 - ACM Symposium on Performance Evaluation of
Wireless Ad Hoc, Sensor, and Ubiquitous Networks
- PE-WASUN
2014 - ACM Symposium on Performance Evaluation of
Wireless Ad Hoc, Sensor, and Ubiquitous Networks
- PE-WASUN
2013 - ACM Symposium on Performance Evaluation of
Wireless Ad Hoc, Sensor, and Ubiquitous Networks
- PE-WASUN
2012 - ACM Symposium on Performance Evaluation of
Wireless Ad Hoc, Sensor, and Ubiquitous Networks
- NOTERE /
CFIP 2012 - Nouvelles Technologies de la
Répartition - Colloque francophone sur l’ingénierie des
protocoles
- IEEE
CIF 2014 - IEEE International Workshop on Complex
Information Flows
Recommanded links (mostly in french)
Citations I like about Research
- "In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice, they're different." - Albert
Einstein
- "As gold which he cannot spend will make no
man rich, so knowledge which he cannot apply will
make no man wise". - Samuel Johnson
- "Remember that all models are wrong; the
practical question is how wrong do they have to be
to not be useful." - George Box
- "Computer science is no more about computers
than astronomy is about telescopes." - Edsger
Wybe Dijkstra
- "Everything should be made as simple as
possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
- "Faire simple nous a pris beaucoup de temps."
- Voltaire
- "On passe la moitié de son temps à refaire ce
que l'on n'a pas eu le temps de faire correctement".
- Loi de Myers
- "If you have a problem that can be fixed, there
is no use in worrying. If you have a problem that
cannot be fixed, there is no use in worrying". -
Saying from Tibet
- "All of humanity's problems stem from man's
inability to sit quietly in a room alone". -
Blaise Pascal
- "I have only made this letter longer because I
have not had the time to make it shorter." -
Blaise Pascal
- "Politicians use statistics in the same way that
a drunk uses lamp-posts for support rather than
illumination". - Andrew Lang
- "I have no special talents. I am only
passionately curious". - Albert Einstein
- "An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes
that can be made in a very narrow field". -
Niels Bohr
- "To generalize means to think". - Georg
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
- "Notre grande erreur est d'essayer d'obtenir de
chacun en particulier les vertus qu'il n'a pas, et
de négliger de cultiver celles qu'il possède". -
Marguerite Yourcenar
- " Un rocher bien
placé peut corriger le cours d'un fleuve".
- Emmanuel
Mounier
- "Ce qui est simple est faux, ce qui est compliqué
est inutilisable". Paul Valéry.
Funny citations I
like about Computer Science
- "Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on
Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week
debugging Monday's code." - Christopher
Thompson
- "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the
code in the first place. Therefore, if you write
the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by
definition, not smart enough to debug it."
- Brian W. Kernighan
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software engineers striving to build bigger and
better idiot-proof programs, and the universe
trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far,
the universe is winning." - Rick Cook
- "I have always wished for my computer to be
as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come
true because I can no longer figure out how to use
my telephone ." - Bjarne Stroustrup
- "I think Microsoft named .Net so it
wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing."
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- "Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what
a programming language should be like. But Java
applications are good examples of what
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maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath
who knows where you live." - Martin Golding
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software design. One way is to make it so simple
that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the
other way is to make it so complicated that there
are no obvious deficiencies." - C.A.R.
Hoare
- "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end
up working for one." - Bill Gates
- "If you think your teacher is tough, wait
until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure."
- Bill Gates
- "Life is not fair; get used to it."
- Bill Gates
- "Big data is like teenage sex: everyone
talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it,
everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so
everyone claims they are doing it." - Dan
Ariely
- "Prediction is very difficult,
especially if it's about the future."
- Niels Bohr
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